(1) Between a 4 year old and a parent.
Kid: Mummy can I get this?
Mum: No.
Kid: Oh Mum can I get this one instead?
Mum: No for the last time.
Kid: Mum, Mum, Mummy can I please please please get this?
Mum: NO!
Kid just follows his mum the rest of the trip.
Kid: Mum can I get this?
(2) Between 2 pieces of rubbish in a bin.
Pie Rapper gets thrown in the bin and floats down to the bottom.
Plastic Bag: Oh how did you end up in here?
Pie Rapper: I just got put in here by some people in green.
Plastic Bag: Oh those people yeah, those are the zero waste people you wanna try keep a from them at all cost or you will end up in here like the rest of us.
Pie Rapper: I know that know:
A strong wind goes by and pushes a lot of stuff out of the bin with Pie Rapper and Plastic Bag.
Plastic Bag: Run Pie Rapper, follow me I know the way to the garbage patch!
Pie Rapper follows Plastic bag and they both end up in the garbage patch and they lived happily ever after.
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